THE LAUGH

Laughing is the cure for sadness. When you hear someone laughing you automatically want to know what they are laughing about its just human nature. I personally love to laugh, tell jokes, be funny and have a great sense of humor. Now for the part that fucking drives me nuts. It’s the laugh that doesn’t make any sense. Some people could watch a person get hit by a car and feel that they should laugh, and the laugh itself is deserving of death. Its LOUD, so fucking loud that everyone in the room or building is startled by it, it happens when someone says something and this person thinks its funny. No one else is laughing but this person is bellowing out the annoying laugh. I have literally said holy shit what the fuck was that? Its that loud. I have also said shut the fuck up that wasn’t even funny. That always pisses the laugher off. Its like first of all your laughing like an idiot and secondly what your laughing at you are the only one laughing at. Are laughing just to hear yourself laugh or are truly that ignorant and really think what you are laughing at is funny? Either way you are an ignorant fucking prick. I cant decide who is worse, the loud talker, or the laugher. They both annoy the fuck out of me and everyone else in the office. My blogs are the voice of the office cause I believe that I am simply saying what every other person in the office is thinking. They don’t have the nerve to stand up and shout “YOU’RE A FUCKING MORON!!!!” Well I don’t have the nerve either but at least I can vent about it this way. I do not discriminate on who in the office I talk about. Everyone in the office has something wrong with them in some way or another. I’m not sure what my problem is but I’m sure that if you asked 10 people in the office you would get 10 different answers on how fucked up I am in the head. Oh well they are welcome to start a blog also as long as they don’t steal my shit. Go ta couple of others that I’m working on so I will talk to you soon.

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The Smell

Everyone sweats, everyone smells, but not everyone has to know it. Your body can basically smell from 3 spots. Your pits, your ass and your mouth, but all 3 spots can still smell like shit. It’s not hard to keep your body from smelling like shit. KEEP IT CLEAN! We live in a society that doesn’t make it hard to keep yourself clean. We have soap, we have running water, we have hot running water. What excuse can anyone have for not being and smelling clean? There is nothing worse than some filthy smelly bad breath breathing person stinking up your personal space. The body smell doesn’t leave when the person leaves either. It lingers like your new friends when you win the lottery. Its almost impossible to get rid of and in the extreme cases it can actually attach itself to a new host and follow that person until they are decontaminated, confusing people into thinking its you that stinks and not the asshole who just left your area. I believe that the body smell is the worse of the big three. That being said the shit breath is almost as bad. You know when someone leans over you to show you something and they waft that putrid stench right in your face. Your natural reaction is to gag and vomit but you know you have to act like you cant smell it and pretend that you don’t notice the breath that smells like SHIT. I believe that its your duty to tell shit breath that they have shit breath. If not will it ever change? There should be someone who sacrifices themselves for the good of the group and tells that smelly son of a bitch listen Stinky take a fucking shower or bath more than once a week and brush that shit infested noise maker twice a day. There’s something new out there it’s called deodorant and breath mints, ever heard of them? You dumb fuck! Now if you happen to be of Middle Eastern decent then it doesn’t matter what you do your shit is gonna stink no mater what. Not being prejudice just being honest, you people stink. Thanks

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Lizard Skin one and two

On a lizard it looks ok, on a chic it looks fucking disgusting. Blotchy red and white skin that hangs off their bones. It appears on the underside of the arms and the back side of the legs, you know where the cellulite appears on an overweight women, now on an older women many times it cant be helped its just part of not taking care of yourself, eating to much, drinking to much, sitting on your ass all day and then going home and sitting some more before going to bed and starting it all over the next morning. Its just being sedentary, lazy, unmotivated, yes lazy. I understand that when humans get older their metabolism slows down and its harder to keep in shape and your energy level drops. That's ok but understand you will get lizard skin and its only your fault and no one elses. It looks even worse when you are pasty, pail and white as a ghost. Its easier to hide when you have some color from the sun on your body but if your so lazy you cant even get the occasional ray of sunlight then you deserve to be labeled lizard skin. Now that being said when this condition happens to a younger women who is barely old enough to vote I just cant feel to sorry for this person, your skin is young healthy and firm. What the fuck are you thinking eating like a fucking pig every day of your life? Getting no exercise except when you are getting fucked and even then probably laying on your back eating Cheetos while getting pounded in the kooter. Turning a wonderful sexy hot totally fuckable eatable body into a pile of cellulite ridden blotchy lizard skin? Get married fast cause that shit aint gonna turn anyone on very much longer. Maybe a blind man but thats it. I dont believe you can feel blotchy but I could be wrong. Now listen Im not perfect and will be the first to admit that I am fucked up in so many ways I cant count them all but that being said if I did have lizard skin I certainly wouldnt wear sleveless shirts that show that shit off (fucking makes me want to PUKE). Or the shirt that doesn't cover your disgusting lizard skin belly FUCKING GROSS. Old chics get a pass, young chics get nothing but my contempt and pitty. Noone wants to fuck a lizard skinned chic so clean your life up and take care of yourself...............................

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