The Smell

Everyone sweats, everyone smells, but not everyone has to know it. Your body can basically smell from 3 spots. Your pits, your ass and your mouth, but all 3 spots can still smell like shit. It’s not hard to keep your body from smelling like shit. KEEP IT CLEAN! We live in a society that doesn’t make it hard to keep yourself clean. We have soap, we have running water, we have hot running water. What excuse can anyone have for not being and smelling clean? There is nothing worse than some filthy smelly bad breath breathing person stinking up your personal space. The body smell doesn’t leave when the person leaves either. It lingers like your new friends when you win the lottery. Its almost impossible to get rid of and in the extreme cases it can actually attach itself to a new host and follow that person until they are decontaminated, confusing people into thinking its you that stinks and not the asshole who just left your area. I believe that the body smell is the worse of the big three. That being said the shit breath is almost as bad. You know when someone leans over you to show you something and they waft that putrid stench right in your face. Your natural reaction is to gag and vomit but you know you have to act like you cant smell it and pretend that you don’t notice the breath that smells like SHIT. I believe that its your duty to tell shit breath that they have shit breath. If not will it ever change? There should be someone who sacrifices themselves for the good of the group and tells that smelly son of a bitch listen Stinky take a fucking shower or bath more than once a week and brush that shit infested noise maker twice a day. There’s something new out there it’s called deodorant and breath mints, ever heard of them? You dumb fuck! Now if you happen to be of Middle Eastern decent then it doesn’t matter what you do your shit is gonna stink no mater what. Not being prejudice just being honest, you people stink. Thanks

OUT (fuckin fudge packer seacrest)