THE LAUGH

Laughing is the cure for sadness. When you hear someone laughing you automatically want to know what they are laughing about its just human nature. I personally love to laugh, tell jokes, be funny and have a great sense of humor. Now for the part that fucking drives me nuts. It’s the laugh that doesn’t make any sense. Some people could watch a person get hit by a car and feel that they should laugh, and the laugh itself is deserving of death. Its LOUD, so fucking loud that everyone in the room or building is startled by it, it happens when someone says something and this person thinks its funny. No one else is laughing but this person is bellowing out the annoying laugh. I have literally said holy shit what the fuck was that? Its that loud. I have also said shut the fuck up that wasn’t even funny. That always pisses the laugher off. Its like first of all your laughing like an idiot and secondly what your laughing at you are the only one laughing at. Are laughing just to hear yourself laugh or are truly that ignorant and really think what you are laughing at is funny? Either way you are an ignorant fucking prick. I cant decide who is worse, the loud talker, or the laugher. They both annoy the fuck out of me and everyone else in the office. My blogs are the voice of the office cause I believe that I am simply saying what every other person in the office is thinking. They don’t have the nerve to stand up and shout “YOU’RE A FUCKING MORON!!!!” Well I don’t have the nerve either but at least I can vent about it this way. I do not discriminate on who in the office I talk about. Everyone in the office has something wrong with them in some way or another. I’m not sure what my problem is but I’m sure that if you asked 10 people in the office you would get 10 different answers on how fucked up I am in the head. Oh well they are welcome to start a blog also as long as they don’t steal my shit. Go ta couple of others that I’m working on so I will talk to you soon.

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The Smell

Everyone sweats, everyone smells, but not everyone has to know it. Your body can basically smell from 3 spots. Your pits, your ass and your mouth, but all 3 spots can still smell like shit. It’s not hard to keep your body from smelling like shit. KEEP IT CLEAN! We live in a society that doesn’t make it hard to keep yourself clean. We have soap, we have running water, we have hot running water. What excuse can anyone have for not being and smelling clean? There is nothing worse than some filthy smelly bad breath breathing person stinking up your personal space. The body smell doesn’t leave when the person leaves either. It lingers like your new friends when you win the lottery. Its almost impossible to get rid of and in the extreme cases it can actually attach itself to a new host and follow that person until they are decontaminated, confusing people into thinking its you that stinks and not the asshole who just left your area. I believe that the body smell is the worse of the big three. That being said the shit breath is almost as bad. You know when someone leans over you to show you something and they waft that putrid stench right in your face. Your natural reaction is to gag and vomit but you know you have to act like you cant smell it and pretend that you don’t notice the breath that smells like SHIT. I believe that its your duty to tell shit breath that they have shit breath. If not will it ever change? There should be someone who sacrifices themselves for the good of the group and tells that smelly son of a bitch listen Stinky take a fucking shower or bath more than once a week and brush that shit infested noise maker twice a day. There’s something new out there it’s called deodorant and breath mints, ever heard of them? You dumb fuck! Now if you happen to be of Middle Eastern decent then it doesn’t matter what you do your shit is gonna stink no mater what. Not being prejudice just being honest, you people stink. Thanks

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Lizard Skin one and two

On a lizard it looks ok, on a chic it looks fucking disgusting. Blotchy red and white skin that hangs off their bones. It appears on the underside of the arms and the back side of the legs, you know where the cellulite appears on an overweight women, now on an older women many times it cant be helped its just part of not taking care of yourself, eating to much, drinking to much, sitting on your ass all day and then going home and sitting some more before going to bed and starting it all over the next morning. Its just being sedentary, lazy, unmotivated, yes lazy. I understand that when humans get older their metabolism slows down and its harder to keep in shape and your energy level drops. That's ok but understand you will get lizard skin and its only your fault and no one elses. It looks even worse when you are pasty, pail and white as a ghost. Its easier to hide when you have some color from the sun on your body but if your so lazy you cant even get the occasional ray of sunlight then you deserve to be labeled lizard skin. Now that being said when this condition happens to a younger women who is barely old enough to vote I just cant feel to sorry for this person, your skin is young healthy and firm. What the fuck are you thinking eating like a fucking pig every day of your life? Getting no exercise except when you are getting fucked and even then probably laying on your back eating Cheetos while getting pounded in the kooter. Turning a wonderful sexy hot totally fuckable eatable body into a pile of cellulite ridden blotchy lizard skin? Get married fast cause that shit aint gonna turn anyone on very much longer. Maybe a blind man but thats it. I dont believe you can feel blotchy but I could be wrong. Now listen Im not perfect and will be the first to admit that I am fucked up in so many ways I cant count them all but that being said if I did have lizard skin I certainly wouldnt wear sleveless shirts that show that shit off (fucking makes me want to PUKE). Or the shirt that doesn't cover your disgusting lizard skin belly FUCKING GROSS. Old chics get a pass, young chics get nothing but my contempt and pitty. Noone wants to fuck a lizard skinned chic so clean your life up and take care of yourself...............................

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Women

I love women but will never understand their way of thinking. I totally believe that rape is wrong unless its me being raped then its ok. BUT why do women lead men on and then cant understand why men want to fuck the shit out of them? I mean women will talk dirty to you flirt like theres no tomorrow rub up against you and maybe even crab your cock through your jeans but when you make any kind of reciprocal move they freak out or act like what are you doing? Im not a violent person and definately dont believe in hitting a chic but what the fuck goes through their heads when they do shit like this? I am ok with pushing them in front of a bus, train or large truck. 85% of all women are fucking nuts. They shouldnt be allowed to reproduce other fucked up crazy bitches. I really think that 50% of all rapes happen because the dumb bitch leads some drunk horny dude on and as we all know when you get all worked up its really hard to come down unless you stick your dick in a moist fkn pussy or if you really want to punish the bitch right up her ass. Im not some kind of pervert but hey a hole is a hole and one is usually tighter than the other one. I think the word that best describe this type of women is tease. Its happened to all of us probably more than once. I think that if women were men we would get raped all of the time. Think about it we flirt with a chic, shes really turned on and truly wants your cock inside of her but you say "oh no, Im not that kind of a guy" that bitch would claw your eyes out and no one would believe that you turned her down cause basically we are pigs in a sense. If sex was food and that easy to get all men would be fat sons a bitches. I wouldnt be able to lift my fat ass out of bed and would eventually be skin grafted to the couch. Fuck that would hurt, can you imagine your skin actually growing and bonding with the couch? It would be like being a cyborg but with a couch. Anyway women should have to take a mandatory class on how to not piss dudes off. i would teach the class and every man would benefit from my teachings. Rule #1 you flirt with a dude you gotta suck his cock. #2 dont dress like a whore unless your gonna suck his cock. #3 dont leave the house unless your gonna suck some cock. It doesnt have to be just 1 cock it can be a whole mess of cocks. 5, 10, 20 cocks a night is ok just keep on sucking we dont care how many cocks you suck as long as one of them is ours. I think that ive taken up enough time on this rant. One more thing. That little cock sucker Ryan Seacrest (seafag) stole my OUT. I was saying that years ago before anyone new who that fudge packer was. Hes a pole smoker and he knows it.


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The Hip Hopper

More to follow, I dont pick on the hip hopper. I kid with the hip hopper because he is my friend, I only fuck with the hip hopper because he is a friend. If he wasnt such a good friend I would destroy him in this blog but

The Loud Talker

Fuck, nothing gets on my nerves more than some loud mouthed manager who wants everyone in the office to hear every fucking word it says. Its like hey everyone I'm talking to a client and I want you to know how fucking fake I can be to someone on the fone, and that's exactly what it is fake fucking bullshit. Hey can I stick my tongue up your ass and pretend that im a real person you are talking to and that I truly care about what your saying? I dont buy it on this end and I hope our clients arent that fucking brain dead to buy it on thier end. The problem is that this idiot is responsible for dealing with clients and everyone in the entire office can hear every fucking work she says. We actually had to have the office maintenace people come in and add sound proofing in between the offices just because of this one person, (thats fucked up). Its door is open to everyone to hear every fucking word it says. Its like hey Im a fucking moron and I want evryone in this office to understand exactly how big of a stupid fucking moron I am. And if I hear "FYI or Just so you know" one more time I'm going to start tearing up individual pieces of paper, one at a time one ream at a time, one case at a time until someone fucking commits me to an institution. The only problem is I dont have the patience to tear up paper in that manner. WHY DO PEOPLE thrive on hearing themselves talk or talking so loud they know everyone can hear them? Please someone out there that has a brain, answer this question. (Any thoughts Pat ?). I dont want to have to listen to ignorant people, listening to my own thoughts is punishment enough. I'm not sure exactly how to handle the loud talker, do you mention something innocently, like hey shut your fucking mouth and die? or stop talking so fucking loud you fucking inconsiderate cunt (veal cunt, inside joke). I am not sure that there is PC way to tell someone that they talk to loud w/o offendin them. Help me out here, fuck Its late good fucking night!!

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