The Loud Talker

Fuck, nothing gets on my nerves more than some loud mouthed manager who wants everyone in the office to hear every fucking word it says. Its like hey everyone I'm talking to a client and I want you to know how fucking fake I can be to someone on the fone, and that's exactly what it is fake fucking bullshit. Hey can I stick my tongue up your ass and pretend that im a real person you are talking to and that I truly care about what your saying? I dont buy it on this end and I hope our clients arent that fucking brain dead to buy it on thier end. The problem is that this idiot is responsible for dealing with clients and everyone in the entire office can hear every fucking work she says. We actually had to have the office maintenace people come in and add sound proofing in between the offices just because of this one person, (thats fucked up). Its door is open to everyone to hear every fucking word it says. Its like hey Im a fucking moron and I want evryone in this office to understand exactly how big of a stupid fucking moron I am. And if I hear "FYI or Just so you know" one more time I'm going to start tearing up individual pieces of paper, one at a time one ream at a time, one case at a time until someone fucking commits me to an institution. The only problem is I dont have the patience to tear up paper in that manner. WHY DO PEOPLE thrive on hearing themselves talk or talking so loud they know everyone can hear them? Please someone out there that has a brain, answer this question. (Any thoughts Pat ?). I dont want to have to listen to ignorant people, listening to my own thoughts is punishment enough. I'm not sure exactly how to handle the loud talker, do you mention something innocently, like hey shut your fucking mouth and die? or stop talking so fucking loud you fucking inconsiderate cunt (veal cunt, inside joke). I am not sure that there is PC way to tell someone that they talk to loud w/o offendin them. Help me out here, fuck Its late good fucking night!!