Deadline aproaches

Its 3 days until the 1st deadline and things are rockin in the recticles. One man is subjected to the most unbearable screech of the most dreaded animal on earth.... the lonely chic who cant shut the fuck up. This creature goes on and on talking to no one in particular about how she does things just a little bit better or more often than any one else with in ear shot. What do we call her you might ask? TOU (towel minus the l) the one upper...she speaks for hours on end and the only thing you can do is occasionally respond with a "really...that's nice...no kidding... uh huh...If you respond with anything else then the tangent starts and that means a completely different subject that could literally go on for decades. Be very carefully with any response as it could mean the difference between leaving at 5pm or never leaving at all.