So there are certain things that certain people are responsible for in any office. I for example am responsible for greeting clients who come into the office. Im not a receptionist but have a monitor in my office that has the receptionist area on camera. So if someone walks into the office and I am not looking at the monitor then Oh fuck they might have to wait there for a few minutes. To the best of my knowledge no one has ever died from waiting in our receptionist area (to date anyway). So I missed a client and they had to wait. Now one of my wonderful co-working cocksuckers comes into my office to inform me that a client is waiting (instead of assisting the client himself). Naturally I said thank you and went up front to greet the client. Now as Im walking back to my office the wonderful employee who informed me and the office manager (little Hitler LH for short) are walking towards me. I get lambbasted for not being up front soon enough. So here comes the rant. Sneaky little fucking bastard snitches me out to LH instead of just keeping his fucking cocksucking mouth closed. Keep in mind there is real loyalty and comradery in this office. Id like to beat this person to death with a large peice of raw fish, tuna or swordfish. If I hear its not in my job description one more time I am going to go postal and &*%^$#@$%^%&%&^ who the fuck knows. I always thought that it would be fun to kill myself and frame someone else that I cant stand for the crime. I watch Law and Order I could get this shit done. Fortunately I hate pain and could never kill myself. I believe that people enjoy other peoples misery. This person has to work with me and I am going to make his life a living hell. I am great at fucking with people with out them knowing who is fucking with them. My point is every office has cocksuckers who enjoy sucking up to management and basking in other peoples misery (mine). If only we could all get along and not shove our noses up managements ass. I personally think it would be embarassing to be able to describe how someones asshole smells from personal experience but there are people in the world that smell assholes everyday. Now I am not talking about any type of sexual experiences cause Im sure all of you have got the scent of a smelly asshole before. People drink shit happens. Fortunately we are down to the last day until our deadline. SHit will get worse but thats ok cause thats how things go at our firm. For those of you who think that I am a totally negative person your wrong, I just choose to blog about the negative things that happen, people dont like to hear about good things but drool over bad ship, thats just human nature. Tomorrows blog: Lost in Fed Ex land and The Interupters. Have a great weekend and drink a keg on me.
Maxwell Crews
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